canadian idiot歌词

[ti:Canadian Idiot]
[ar:Yankovic]
[al:Straight Outta Lynwood]
[02:16.06][00:06.21]Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
[02:12.62][00:30.00]Yankovic-Canadian Idiot Lyrics
[00:10.32]
[00:10.86]Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot
[00:16.07]Don’t wanna be some beer-swillin’ hockey nut
[00:20.22]And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
[00:26.50]I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
[00:28.78]
[00:31.68]They all live on donuts and moose meat
[00:33.78]And they leave the house without packing heat
[00:36.09]Never even bring their guns to the mall
[00:40.35]And you know what else is too funny?
[00:43.75]Their stupid Monopoly money
[00:46.29]Can’t take ’em seriously at all
[00:49.36]
[00:57.50]Well, maple syrup and snow’s what they export
[01:01.89]They treat curling just like it’s a real sport
[01:07.77]They think their silly accent is so cute
[01:12.43]Can’t understand a thing they’re talkin’ aboot
[01:15.12]
[01:17.40]Sure, they’ve got their national healthcare
[01:19.91]Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
[01:22.50]Then again, well, they’ve got Celine Dion
[01:26.70]Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
[01:30.24]And dream of drivin’ a Zamboni
[01:32.67]All over Saskatchewan
[01:36.19]
[01:41.05]Don’t wanna be a Canadian idiot
[01:43.04]Won’t figure out the temperature in Celsius
[01:45.62]See the map, they’re hovering right over us
[01:48.26]Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
[02:10.15][01:50.84]
[01:51.14]Always hear the same kind of story
[01:53.33]Break their nose, and they’ll just say "Sorry!"
[01:55.91]Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
[02:00.24]It’s gotta mean they’re all up to something
[02:03.79]So quick, before they see it coming
[02:06.25]Time for a pre-emptive strike