子华说歌词

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[00:00.88]子华说 - 古巨基/黄子华
[00:01.71]词：林夕
[00:01.85]曲：雷颂德
[00:02.01]编曲：雷颂德
[00:02.21]监制：雷颂德
[00:02.40]RAP歌词：黄子华
[00:02.63]OP：Mark Lui And His Music Production Ltd admin by Warner/Chappell Music, H.K. Ltd.
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[00:07.44]黄：
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[00:08.47]喂喂喂 世界好简单
[00:10.52]但系人类好复杂
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[00:12.53]系咁 啦 好出奇啊
[00:14.83]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想
[00:17.60]古：
[00:17.82]神救赎人世 靠笑穴
[00:22.19]能诱惑人笑 要够绝
[00:26.67]人生有什么 好喜悦
[00:31.29]子华说 子华说
[00:34.89]黄：
[00:35.15]喇各位我哋唔系唔负责嘅人
[00:37.41]为咗爸爸妈妈短短一刹那嘅快乐
[00:39.89]我哋负责咗几十年喇
[00:41.71]真系桥到船头自然直啊
[00:43.75]定系船到桥头变林夕啊
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[00:46.44]拉拉链又一日 唔拉拉链又一日
[00:49.26]无人揾你做野你咪
[00:50.69]当自己系伟大嘅艺术罗
[00:52.38]生勾勾嘅时候系
[00:54.15]唔会得到应有嘅尊重
[00:55.82]我恭喜你
[00:56.86]你仲伟大过伟大嘅艺术家
[00:59.18]死咗都无人尊重啊
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[01:01.65]不过输少当赢啦
[01:03.54]系输净少少都当系赢
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[01:06.11]哎呀 若要人不知 唔好咁低 b
[01:10.17]古：
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[01:11.07]要笑到低脂
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[01:13.44]这世界 被人笑
[01:15.70]令人笑 是头等善事
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[01:22.47]丑不丑 要自知
[01:24.69]当作表演趣剧够睿智
[01:28.20]黄：
[01:28.85]我好钟意返工啊
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[01:31.76]你话唔系鬼上身点讲得出啊
[01:35.66]真系做只猫 做只狗
[01:38.10]做只出位的马仔
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[01:41.31]老板 点解我可以做得咁差
[01:43.35]其实我可以做得差啲
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[01:45.39]出俾你果份唔系粮 系赔偿
[01:47.90]虽然话一千几百 犹如垃圾
[01:50.08]富贵于我如浮云
[01:51.82]但系浮云于我如命根
[01:53.95]我地满身伤痕
[01:55.23]身无分文 之但系 buffet不妨食过分
[01:58.95]出猫岂容你太高分啊
[02:00.82]哎哟返工紧系睇钟
[02:02.23]今日最希望系听日打风
[02:03.71]揾食唧 犯法呀 我想
[02:05.53]古：
[02:05.85]神救赎人世 靠笑穴
[02:09.93]能诱惑人笑 要够绝
[02:14.35]栋笃笑大家 的死穴
[02:18.78]回水要自嘲 花心血
[02:23.28]人类若 那么易笑不必我卖笑
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[02:29.30]玩幽默去拯救这众生
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[02:32.59]将苦水 饮到喜悦
[02:36.91]子华说 子华说
[02:40.51]黄：
[02:40.85]喂喂喂 你仲唱
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[02:42.94]失恋唱情歌 即系漏煤气闩窗
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[02:47.38]爱情呢家嘢 你预左唔 OK 你就 OK
[02:50.23]你唔中意我 我憎你
[02:52.41]你中意我 我唔信你
[02:55.36]问世间情为何物
[02:57.32]情侣装系唔怕核突
[02:59.46]初恋之前 小龙女只需要靓
[03:02.27]靓就唔洗扮啊 扮就唔谎靓啊
[03:05.10]个时真系肤浅啊嘛
[03:06.46]喇依加个人成熟咗就知道啊
[03:08.35]原来身材都好重要啊
[03:10.15]一个顶级嘅红颜
[03:11.73]系会带嚟顶唔顺嘅麻烦
[03:13.78]化妆变做乔装 呢啲就叫做公关
[03:17.11]古：
[03:17.30]关公最惨 好孤单 好正经
[03:21.36]不爱玩 没情爱愁烦
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[03:28.24]AB餐 拣正餐 拣野餐
[03:31.47]至少有条件 斗烦
[03:35.64]黄：
[03:36.01]爱情同股票一样
[03:37.19]未入之前会不停咁升
[03:38.94]一但到手 就会掉头咁走
[03:41.28]你仲够胆摆酒
[03:42.69]唔怕嘥咗条鱼 嘥咗只鸡
[03:45.13]同嘥埋只狗
[03:46.43]你爱嘅 你得唔到
[03:48.52]你唔爱嘅 你甩唔到
[03:50.78]男人对爱情最紧要嘅系新鲜
[03:53.41]但系女人最紧张就系保鲜
[03:56.02]你从来都无爱过我
[03:58.17]你对我已经唔系好似以前咁
[04:00.81]唉 夜半诉心声 何需太高清
[04:05.78]一句到尾 一句到尾 一句到尾
[04:08.05]爱讲是没有用的 做啦
[04:11.35]古：
[04:11.67]神救赎人世 靠笑穴
[04:15.50]能诱惑人笑 要够绝
[04:20.00]栋笃笑大家 的死穴
[04:24.44]回水要自嘲 花心血
[04:28.91]人类若 那么易笑不必我卖笑
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[04:35.08]玩幽默去拯救这众生
[04:38.16]将苦水 饮到喜悦
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[04:42.44]子华说 子华说