唐老鸭新编歌词

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[00:05.00]唐老鸭新编 - 网络歌手
[00:06.44]啊 嗦嘎
[00:12.51]呀 啊有锐顶
[00:19.44]话说唐老鸭小名唐二娃
[00:22.56]一天到黑东跨西跨
[00:24.57]游手好闲乱打冲拳
[00:26.50]十处打了九处在的超级讨人闲
[00:28.63]隔壁子阴沟
[00:29.82]我堵 我堵
[00:30.63]对门子的烟囱
[00:31.69]我堵 我堵
[00:32.44]烽火煤的眼眼
[00:33.50]我堵 我堵
[00:34.50]王老娘的后门
[00:35.63]我堵 我堵
[00:36.88]机 机枪眼眼你去堵嘛
[00:40.75]打自让我下岗在家有点清闲
[00:42.82]才旧年的说的轻巧身上缺钱
[00:44.88]打点小麻将吃点麻辣汤
[00:46.63]不做不想甩手甩脚混到一年
[00:49.00]裤儿烂起洞洞
[00:50.51]我补 我补
[00:51.44]牙齿稀起缝缝
[00:52.57]我补 我补
[00:53.26]肾虚我吃串串
[00:54.44]我补 我补
[00:55.19]瘦得就像干仙
[00:56.19]我补 我补
[00:57.38]呵 你你娃钱都没得你补个喘喘
[01:01.38]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:04.94]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:09.13]我妈说我小的时候长得非乖
[01:11.38]长大以后莽楚楚的穿得非歪
[01:13.32]有了婆娘一脚就把老的抓开
[01:15.44]回家吃了妈老汗我是应该
[01:17.63]酒醉饭饱碗都不洗我说拜拜
[01:19.82]出门没人理我
[01:20.88]活该 活该
[01:21.63]病了没人看我
[01:22.70]活该 活该
[01:23.38]老了没人管我
[01:24.45]活该 活该
[01:25.57]算算了 把我整得稀烂我可以改啥
[01:29.45]呀
[01:39.63]啊有锐顶
[01:41.45]再说唐二娃发誓要变化
[01:43.45]衣装成钱头发梳得油光水滑
[01:45.57]崭新面貌走进市场
[01:47.01]猪儿壮不怕宰他都敢杀
[01:49.32]婆婆要过马路
[01:50.64]我帮 我帮
[01:51.26]汽车上坡熄火
[01:52.51]我帮 我帮
[01:53.57]朋友着人欺负
[01:54.64]我帮 我帮
[01:55.57]朋友婆娘生娃儿
[01:56.89]我帮 我帮
[01:58.14]呵 呢 呢哥我都帮不到忙了
[02:02.14]他们说的我很帅妹妹都想爱
[02:04.20]头顶一喔白菜腰拴一根海带
[02:06.39]就像人家电影头的东方不败
[02:08.76]一找骗子才晓得贪色二赖
[02:10.64]我要追求新潮
[02:11.76]我热 我热
[02:12.64]头发染成绿毛
[02:13.76]我热 我热
[02:14.45]卡拉OK乱嚎
[02:15.33]我热 我热
[02:16.01]舞厅里面烧烤
[02:17.08]我热 我热
[02:17.76]哦也迈蔗儿根嘎 我晕
[02:23.14]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:26.89]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:30.89]奋了半身转来一看有点悲哀
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[02:33.14]高的不成底不就病起又还衰
[02:35.14]赶得男人苦累死你活该
[02:36.83]没有那么多门槛堆在你面前
[02:39.02]出非让我耍朋友着挨金花开
[02:41.08]想住生意头一盘脚麻跟到栽
[02:43.45]心头都想偷起汽车拿起卖
[02:45.27]二道吃吗难得都在派出所去呆
[02:46.22]
[02:47.45]唐二娃你娃又超转去了说
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[02:51.52]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:53.89]呵哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨