[00:00.000] 作词 : William Michael Stetson/Milo Poniewozik
[00:00.082] 作曲 : William Michael Stetson/Milo Poniewozik
[00:00.164]Society’s collapsing; hanging by a thread
[00:03.913]The kids are running wild and chivalry is dead
[00:07.451]Let’s be better than before
[00:09.211]I’ll give the tools you need to become one of the Moral Elite
[00:15.572](High, high, high morals!)
[00:28.794]If you see a potted plant that’s drying in the sun,
[00:32.332]Then giving it some water is Morals 101
[00:36.080]And if rushing to its aid makes something fragile break
[00:39.446]It’s moral to admit your mistake
[00:43.338]Feed the birds until they can’t fly
[00:45.118]While keeping your neighbor dry
[00:46.748]And giving an autographed photo to ravenous fans
[00:50.117]Pick up somebody else’s litter
[00:51.935]Clean a dumpster until it glitters
[00:53.980]You have to treat things morally every time you can
[00:57.615]It feels so good when your morals are praised
[01:00.965]So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside
[01:04.770]When times are tough and you’ve lost your way
[01:07.969]Just remember that virtue is always repaid
[01:11.565]If you keep all your morals high
[01:15.866](High, high, high morals!)
[01:29.278]What’s this money doing here, in a fountain running dry?
[01:32.835]I guess I’ll give it all to a waiter standing by
[01:36.355]Wow he’s looking kinda bored, let’s “liven up” his day
[01:40.121]In a “morally acceptable” way
[01:43.569]Open somebody else’s letters
[01:45.293]Help a friend keep time better
[01:47.150]Throw a party and bring along every person you know
[01:50.538]See a bomb? Time to be a hero
[01:52.280]Just for fun divide by zero
[01:54.438]Morality is possible everywhere you go
[01:59.097]But sometimes you’ll struggle
[02:05.642]People will hate you for spreading the truth
[02:12.681]But they’re all morons, don’t listen to them
[02:18.103]Only you can decide what is right
[02:26.472]It feels so good when your morals are praised
[02:29.653]So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside
[02:33.434]When times are tough and you’ve lost your way
[02:36.554]Be sure to consider only your personal happiness when making decisions
[02:40.742]It feels so good when you’re morally gray
[02:43.997]So listen to the voice you’re hearing deep inside
[02:47.441]When times are tough and you’ve lost your way
[02:51.263]Remember the wisdom I’ve taught you today
[02:54.556]Be sure to keep your morals high
[02:59.497](High, high, high morals!)