Beelz歌词

作曲 : Lynch
(Spoken) I figured since
I wrote a song about you know
God and Jesus and all that
I would have to give the opposition equal time. (Sung)
Ever since first man has walked this
Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can't deny
My name is
Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and
I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I've got little devil horns, and a little
Goatee, Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Satan,
Woo Hoo! Mephistopheles for some.
I don't know.
My real name is
Beelzebub, but you can call me
Beelz I love to watch
Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I'll make a toast to me
Hey, here's to my hell...th
My name is
Satan. Ah
Hah! To carry on my evil ways
I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I'm in every
Zeppelin album
I'm in all
Rush Limbaugh's rants
I'm the reason that the
Boston Red
Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul,
I'll just throw it on a griddle.
I don't need to make a deal,
I don't need to tell a riddle
And **** Charlie
Daniels I don't care if he can fiddle
I'm Satan.
The Devil went down to
Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats ****ing ******** because
I wouldn't be caught dead in
Georgia Ok, it's like
Oh my God!
Six, Six,
Six! Satan!
Look, that's just how
I picture him.
You ****ing think of whatever you want.