[00:01.878]原词/唱:Spylent
[00:03.169]prod.bluzzlebleu
[00:04.488]混音:@TU-JZ
[00:05.331]粤语填词:心之洛
[00:06.151]粤语翻唱:心之洛/祈椋
[00:08.807]老豆啊 我去搵我同学玩喇
[00:11.403]夜啲至返啊
[00:12.480]咪住
[00:13.078]啊
[00:14.098]过嚟
[00:16.186]咳咳
[00:16.635]嚟 同我除咗副耳机先
[00:18.005]你家阵係咪又要去搵雨霏先?
[00:20.602]诶…要睇下点…
[00:21.677]睇乜7点?
[00:22.614]戏咁屎你仲演!
[00:24.796]我睇晒你两个啲聊天
[00:25.213]图文并茂
[00:26.351]简直睇到眼冤人都就嚟癫!
[00:28.145]几多次喇 讲到口臭生痱滋
[00:29.816]我只准你沟仔 沟女等我死先!
[00:31.631]啊啊啊
[00:32.560]我个仔係异性恋
[00:33.983]件事一旦扬出去 仲唔冚家?
[00:35.627]好喇
[00:36.815]闹紧你仲玩电话
[00:37.255]你当你谷爱凌啊
[00:38.067]以为写英文我唔识睇啊?
[00:39.626]每日除咗玩手机
[00:41.060]就係旷课蒲网吧
[00:42.486]一唔係就听啲咩RAPPER
[00:43.572]都唔知唱乜叉
[00:44.460]叻喇叻喇
[00:45.507]你个死doi包
[00:46.348]有毛有翼喇
[00:47.103]居然想同女doi啪啪
[00:48.268]哎呀老豆啊
[00:49.099]你淡定有钱剩
[00:50.173]科学家啲研究最近已经搞清
[00:52.100]男同女直接行埋呢都生到细路仔
[00:54.645]唔一定要依靠人工授精
[00:56.437]个社会越来越开放
[00:58.551]你睇下啲抗议嘅声浪
[01:00.027]特别係啲西方
[01:01.173]话异性都可以做彼此嘅啪档
[01:03.234]社会道德败坏喇
[01:04.759]男女都可以行埋喇
[01:06.011]一百岁唔死都有新闻睇啊
[01:07.480]咁做法唔抵打
[01:08.597]仲叫我唔使怕
[01:09.671]有啲地方异性恋婚姻都合规合法?
[01:11.360]价值观已不再礼乐崩塌失格
[01:13.416]咁样都叫先进思想?
[01:14.595]咁叫垃圾!
[01:15.479]跨性别都唔叫不法
[01:16.393]以后会点啊?
[01:17.190]跨物种通婚?
[01:18.179]以后係咪牛欢喜畀你都受啊?
[01:19.294]唉天啊地啊上帝啊
[01:20.721]依家谂起上帝喇?
[01:21.683]同雨霏暧昧嘅时候谂紧乜啊?
[01:23.497]异性恋死咗都会被上帝惩罚
[01:25.486]上帝点会可能根据性取向去罚人呢?
[01:27.952]我个个礼拜送你去做礼拜
[01:29.694]睇怕你圣经完全学废晒定喇
[01:31.795]圣经度写得一清二楚
[01:32.854]人类嘅罪咪都係嚟自一个亚当一个夏娃咩
[01:35.735]如果当年係一对J啊
[01:36.806]或者一对Q啊
[01:37.908]仲有鬼新世纪仆音战士畀你睇啊
[01:39.995]唉 宗教都係流嘅 EVA只係老作
[01:42.004]我哋无神论国家 点会信乜上帝
[01:44.088]等你两脚一伸直
[01:45.395]再擘大眼
[01:45.783]「我丢 乜真係有上帝咖?」
[01:47.063]咁样你咪hi晒?
[01:48.270]唔会嘅 你定啦
[01:49.485]为咗避免咁样
[01:50.422]我日日都诚心祈祷上帝不存在
[01:52.453]当我求下你哋喇好冇?
[01:53.486]嘈死人喇
[01:54.284]一直咁bla-bla-bla V嗡嗡 嘈乜L?
[01:56.098]咳
[01:57.152]你见喇
[01:57.686]咳
[01:58.163]我晒嘢咳嗽喇
[01:58.710]一天到晚听你哋啲人类嘅噪音
[02:00.170]个个嘅
[02:00.677]喊声
[02:01.529]闹声
[02:02.228]骂声
[02:03.052]怨声
[02:03.693]笑声
[02:04.403]心声
[02:04.989]哪怕噤声后
[02:05.708]喺我度都会听得鬼死咁高清
[02:08.171]知唔知道我对耳仔几痛啊你哋?
[02:10.048]知唔知道有几痛啊你哋?
[02:12.024]睇你做啲咩好事
[02:13.122]激咗条乸型咸鱼返生
[02:14.197]咸你老豆咩咸 乸你卤味咩型
[02:15.885]我係上帝
[02:16.833]唔係fa?
[02:17.561]就係!
[02:18.167]冇…冇可能係上帝
[02:20.014]如果上帝真係存在
[02:21.176]有Q可能得闲喺处 听我哋讲嘢?
[02:22.666]咪想昆我
[02:23.600](哦)所以你就係当正自己冚棒唥也知
[02:25.759]抛亲就即刻龟缩想要抽离
[02:27.986]自惭如像贱命并未配有救世主
[02:29.973]点解要嘥心机去祷告收尾?
[02:31.827]但…但你都冇办法证明你係…
[02:33.302]得 得 得
[02:34.255]整件风褛畀你收起
[02:35.794]哇喺 真係上帝!
[02:37.262]我想求你!我个…
[02:38.161]我都未讲完嘢 请你收皮
[02:39.696]你哋…
[02:40.293]唔係哩 上帝你先帮我 讲畀个仔知
[02:41.980]男女成家死后衰梗
[02:43.754]诶
[02:44.432]男女成家就必须等…
[02:45.836]必须等乜?
[02:46.615]等我严厉追审
[02:47.957]你听下啦
[02:48.965]听到未啊?
[02:49.935]啊?啊?
[02:51.099]发瘟…
[02:51.974]话之你同性恋异性恋
[02:53.161]只要有细路 逝世后一定霉运
[02:55.914]听到未啊…吓?
[02:57.235]你头先讲乜?
[02:58.181]err…恕我…
[02:58.981]我耳背哈
[02:59.905]你头先话
[03:00.960]只要有细路
[03:02.131]死后就有霉运…
[03:03.758]冇错
[03:04.329]叫你读圣经诗篇
[03:05.205]睇怕读屎片啊
[03:06.154]一只字都读唔入脑係咪?
[03:07.940]万物都係我造嘅
[03:09.116]你哋都想造人
[03:10.084]咁算唔算係挑战我嘅权威?
[03:11.891]人类繁衍功能唔係你畀嘅咩
[03:13.916]你个仔异性恋基因够係你畀嘅咯
[03:15.921]你用我畀你啲功能之前可否用下个脑谂
[03:17.997]咪畀碌蕉你唔识剥连块皮掂吞
[03:20.092]畀个官你搲够银就买飞移民?
[03:21.952]畀个位你一入你就赖死唔起身?
[03:23.958]你坐得太耐生痔疮唔通怪呢张櫈?
[03:25.910]真係搞笑
[03:26.808]有风你就使尽?
[03:28.117]你点解咁凶 咪咁横硼硼先
[03:29.982]你点样忍心将苍生繁衍截断?
[03:31.926]苍生惨到咁样点解陀衰子孙?
[03:33.994]好好一颗星畀你哋锄到烂面
[03:35.946]何等悲哀只识坐井观天
[03:38.034]你班友早应该灭绝何需悼念
[03:40.026]海面升高冰灾水灾蝗灾未断
[03:41.929]祸起滔天 新冠何以大乱
[03:43.878]我畀你生一窦仔女可否过得happy?
[03:45.914]两胎N胎出生即奔忙于超卷
[03:47.890]出社会畀种种阶级磨折相煎
[03:49.943]都冇家用
[03:50.738]只能餐餐 和你食面
[03:51.957]积蓄奀到咁都生仔我都心酸
[03:53.885]「生仔就係福」只适于何生咁多钱
[03:55.824]呢铺话法真係好似难听咗啲
[03:58.018]再难听都不及你啲烂鬼填词
[04:03.283]老豆…我…
[04:04.548]你唔係要去搵雨霏咩?
[04:06.132]拿拿声去啦
[04:07.020]咪玩咁夜啊
[04:09.175]返嚟食饭啊