[ti:Ironic]
[ar:Various Artists]
[00:00.00]Ironic (讽刺) - Alanis Morissette
[00:06.11]Written by:Alanis Morissette/Glen Ballard
[00:12.22]An old man turned ninety eight
[00:17.86]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:24.01]It's a black fly in your chardonnay
[00:30.79]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:36.68]Isn't it ironic don't you think
[00:42.19]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:48.37]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:53.97]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:00.86]Who would've thought it figures
[01:06.46]Mr play it safe was afraid to fly
[01:11.59]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good bye
[01:17.40]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:23.43]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:26.76]Well isn't this nice
[01:29.04]And isn't it ironic don't you think
[01:34.10]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:39.67]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:45.69]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:52.53]Who would've thought it figures
[01:58.06]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[02:01.47]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:08.52]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:12.88]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
[02:16.77]In your face
[02:21.10]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:25.83]A no smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:31.93]It's like 10000 spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:37.72]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:40.08]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:43.36]And isn't it ironic don't you think
[02:48.45]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
[02:54.12]It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:59.82]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:05.51]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:12.13]Who would've thought it figures