考试之神歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : Chance Lee
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Chance Lee
[00:16.914]睁开眼我在哪里
[00:19.135]左手铅笔右橡皮
[00:21.486]这场景有些熟悉
[00:25.744]
[00:26.527]上课铃声惊鸿起
[00:28.591]喧闹立刻变沉寂
[00:31.020]从天飘落什么东西
[00:34.834]
[00:35.853]原来是三张试题
[00:38.152]轻盈白雪般降临
[00:40.503]却让我如临大敌
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[00:45.362]高斯牛顿苏格拉底
[00:47.582]赐予我无上的神力
[00:50.246]笔尖闪耀出奇迹
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[00:55.131]我只好念出我咒语……
[00:59.102]天灵灵 地灵灵
[01:01.375]考试之神快显灵
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[01:08.715]我只要及格就行
[01:11.066]61也没关系
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[01:18.171]没有什么孝敬您
[01:23.108]我的课本都给你
[01:27.993]
[01:37.633]时间已过去大半
[01:39.931]依然雪白的试卷
[01:42.282]死气沉沉躺在桌面
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[01:47.298]窗外的乌云渐渐
[01:49.414]挡在太阳的前边
[01:51.843]转眼间就变了天
[01:55.370]
[01:56.728]忽然雷鸣又闪电
[01:59.001]狂风破窗起龙卷
[02:01.456]散落满地的试卷
[02:04.513]
[02:06.237]同学们惊慌的翻捡
[02:08.431]我弯腰惊喜的发现
[02:10.860]学霸小红的试卷
[02:14.387]
[02:16.033]我心里高兴地默念……
[02:19.925]天灵灵 地灵灵
[02:22.276]考试之神显了灵
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[02:29.433]这下不仅61
[02:31.732]还有可能97
[02:35.206]
[02:39.099]拿什么来孝敬您
[02:43.827]我的书本全给你
[02:48.607]
[03:17.107]天灵灵 地灵灵
[03:19.458]考试之神常显灵
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[03:26.615]监考老师太可气
[03:28.966]天天拿我们撒气
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[03:36.098]一堆胡诌的讲义
[03:40.931]考他娘的什么东西