姨仔配姊夫 (探亲结缘) –3歌词

作词 : 储见智/杨秀卿
作曲 : 传统曲调
阿姨妳真无意思，
定定欲偏恁姊夫，
我想欲招妳来磨豆腐，
抑无来做鼠曲龟。
豆腐也真艰苦磨，
这款的生理毋通学，
生理若有想欲做，
你着去卖彼号坩仔坨。
我有想欲做生理，
照实交代妳阿姨，
招妳一项若欢喜，
抑无咱来相佮舂麻糍。
欲舂麻糍是艰苦变，
抑无来炊揞米甜，（彼嘛会使阁！）
若有欲卖这项物，
店仔着开较路边。（袂用的喔！）
路边闹热人经过，
姨仔静静听我回，
妳若有想欲炊粿，
咱着蹛房间来共炊。
「哼，岂有此理！」
「无囉，啥乜咧汽油煮米，彼欲哪会食的？袂食的！」
「哪有这款的代志？」
「妳毋知喔？」
姊夫你真u-lú-sái，
欲做生理哪会惊人知，
人逐家嘛彼号…较闹热的所在，
市草毋才会好，着毋？按呢欲做啥乜生理？（妳毋知啦！）啊，我听无啦！
讲话拢无实在，
你哪会遮尔仔大箍呆！
生理共做房间底，
毋知我共妳拆白，
招妳这项看毋抑欲，
爱妳眠床来去?。
哎哟！姊夫仔你欲着猴损，
讲甲一捾躼躼长，
做人哪会遐尖钻，
敢欲招阮去眠床。
我是看妳的所在生真好，
讲我尖钻却是无，
爱妳眠床来去倒，
我诚久毋捌食臭臊。
你若欲食彼个臭臊菜，
市场架仔排规排，
毋免讲阮彼个房间内，
姊夫啊，啊你讲话真正伫咧讲东佮讲西，
做人敢遮大箍呆？
想欲招妳做瘦气，
妳都爱骂我英威，
想欲佮姨仔妳成双对，
恐惊阿姨妳推开。
姊夫你哪会遮好景，
今仔日哪会遐喇闲，
这层若欲从你令，
惊了会予人批评。
阿姨啊！妳着毋通推离离，
免惊批评妳阿姨，
若欲讲起恁大姊，
一个味所歹薯薯。
姊夫你讲话全无想，
敢欲佮阮来米糕??，
阮姊仔若知欲怎样？
咱后日仔彼个名声毋着较芳香。
这放心啦！
代志咱都恬恬仔创，
电火捘化是暗摸摸，
啥人知影通好讲？
咱也无叫人刊公。
这…啊，着啦！
拍算无人通好喊，
做事咱无叫人刊，（着是啊！）
姊夫你讲着遐血汉，
人阮的钱空是真絚。
着着着，我知影，妳免讲！
钱的代志毋免讲，
我知姨仔妳较絚空，
钱免妳讨家己送，
予妳食得规世人。
（有影无影？）当然囉！
钱欲予阮食甲死，
姊夫仔你讲实抑讲虚？
啊汝袂使得毋挃阮大姊，
佮你明呼甲透机。
咱有明呼甲好势，
姨仔有船无人撑，
做人妳嘛袂伤大块，
船仔借我撑过溪。
船借姊夫你暂渡，
我是佮你上大铺，
参你咧讲歌膨古，
欲招姊夫排阵图。
【歌词英文翻译English Translation】
Sister-in-law, you are really so unkind, going all out trying to discredit me, your brother-in-law! How about you and I make some tofu together, or perhaps some herbal cakes?
Tofu is hard to make. There is no point in learning that kind of trade. If you would like to start a business, you might as well go sell hard rice cakes.
I do want to start a business, and to be frank, sister-in-law, if you are interested, let’s make mochi together.
It’s not easy to pound rice to make mochi. How about we steam some rice cakes? (That sounds doable, too!) If you want to sell that, you should open a shop on the big street. (Oh, that's no good!)
There are too many people walking by on that busy street. Sister-in-law, listen to me closely. If you want to steam rice cakes, we shall do that in the room.
“What! What are you talking about!”
“No, no, no. Don’t be fuming when making food. It won’t be tasty, not edible!”
“What are you talking about?”
“You surely do know what I mean, right?”
Brother-in-law, you talk too much. Who opens up a shop and doesn’t want others to know about it? It is best to open in a busy area. This will help the sales go up. How can you run a business that way? (Well, you don’t get it!) Ya, I sure don’t, you dumb fool!
We should take the business into the bedroom. If you don’t get it, I will explain it clearly to you. I am inviting you to do something, and do you want to join me or not? I want to invite you to take a little break in bed.
Brother-in-law, you are being such a clown. You’ve said a whole lot, and it shows you are shrewd and tricky. How dare you invite me to bed.
Well, it’s because I think your room looks quite nice. I am not tricky or shrewd. I just want to go lay in your bed and taste some pungent flavors that I haven’t had in a while.
If you want to eat pungent food, there is a lot to choose from in the market. We don’t need to take it into my room. Brother-in-law, you’ve said a lot of nonsense. Why are you being such a dumb fool?
I want to flirt and make love with you, but you are accusing me of being conceited. I just want to be with you, sister-in-law, but I am afraid you will turn me down.
Brother-in-law, why are you so strange? Are you so bored today that you feel the need to mess around? If I do as you say this time, people will for sure criticize and judge.
Sister-in-law, don’t just refuse and say no. Don’t worry about what others may say. If they want to talk, they should talk about that strong smell coming from your big sister.
Brother-in-law, you don’t think before you speak. How dare you think I would get into such a sticky situation? You must think of me like a piece of sticky rice pudding. What would happen if my sister finds out? My reputation will spread far like the lingering smoke of an incense.
Don’t worry! We can just do this in secret. Turn off the lights and everything will be dark. Nobody will know about it! We are sure not going to make any public announcements!
Well…ya, sure…Even if nobody finds out, and we don’t go around announcing it (Yes, that’s right!), but brother-in-law, you are speaking so casually about this. I am actually quite tight with money.
Yes, yes, I know. No need to mention it! You don’t have to talk about money. I know you are tight with money. You don’t need to worry about making money; I will give you enough to spend for the rest of your life.
Enough money for me to spend till I die? Are you being serious, brother-in-law? You can’t abandon my big sister; this I have to make it clear with you first.
It’s better for us to be clear about things first. Sister-in-law, you have a boat but there’s nobody to row it. Don’t be so uptight. Lend me your boat to help me cross over the river.
I will lend the boat to you just temporarily. I am treating you extra well. Let’s make up some story to tell. Brother-in-law, how about you and I get into position to set up a trap and let’s get it on.