人办（翻自 SAMHUI）歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : SAMHUI/阿雕
[00:01.000] 作曲 : SAMHUI
[00:14.464]他为人无聊做工等放工
[00:17.472]时时偷懒成天装胃痛
[00:20.479]随时头晕伤风脚也冻
[00:23.234]给他放假即可通街贡
[00:26.240]求人同情话术几百种
[00:29.246]时时找人借钱当赠送
[00:32.001]每次到他出钱就装懵
[00:35.006]却送给他Girl friend出手重
[00:38.011]他成天搞风搞雨等失控
[00:40.767]随时等解雇的大信封
[00:43.775]频频有意制造人内讧
[00:46.279]他望人都罢工
[00:49.537]跟人吵声音高过大声公
[00:52.292]一打架转身就跪地认怂
[00:55.298]小聪明常常都连累大众
[00:58.053]是非乱搬弄
[01:18.848]他时时跟人打牌专靠蒙
[01:21.853]经常偷牌换四张八筒
[01:24.607]他若赢了满面的春风
[01:27.613]若是输掉立刻就叫穷
[01:30.869]别人请客他一定肚空
[01:33.625]同人敬酒他埋头食猛
[01:36.629]次次同人划拳从未中
[01:39.385]吃到最后打包几斤重
[01:42.389]他成天搞风搞雨等失控
[01:45.143]随时等解雇的大信封
[01:48.149]频频有意制造人内讧
[01:50.653]他望人都罢工
[01:53.907]跟人吵声音高过大声公
[01:56.664]一打架转身就跪地认怂
[01:59.669]小聪明常常都连累大众
[02:02.674]是非乱搬弄
[02:23.216]他为人无聊做工等放工
[02:26.222]时时偷懒成天装胃痛
[02:29.228]随时头晕伤风脚也冻
[02:31.984]给他放假即可通街贡
[02:34.991]求人同情话术几百种
[02:37.995]时时找人借钱当赠送
[02:41.001]每次到他出钱就装懵
[02:43.757]却送给他Girl friend出手重