None Like Joshua-THE JERRY SMITH RAP (DIMPT Mashup)（DIMPT remix）歌词

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Got to relax
放轻松点
This is earth radio
这里是地球电台
And now, here's...human music
接下来是…人类音乐
Hmm. Human music. I like it
嗯，人类音乐，我喜欢
My life’s this
我的生活一团糟
Wife misses excitement
老婆累觉不爱
and my kids
我的孩子
Don’t respect me
看不起我
Unlike Rick
却崇拜Rick
Who’s always got to ask me
Rick总是问我
why I itch
你为什么这么傻X
well – hm
呃—Hm
I like it
我喜欢
Insufficient confidence
自信不足
Wishing I was smart as Rick
要是像Rick那么聪明就好了
Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest thing
就连Beth也承认我有世界最小的DD
when Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
当Mr.Shrimply Pibbles需要一颗心脏的时候
– I just want to be brave – oh
——我只是想变得勇敢—哦
Unemployed, and the family is somewhat annoyed
待业在家，家人有点生我的气
Askin Summer if – she could bum a coin, the dumbest ploy
问Summer能不能借点钱花花，结果失策了
Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
想念在Jerry日托所度过的美好时光
feelin all of Doofus Rick’s love and joy
还有蠢人Rick的友情和快乐
Let me be in alternate reality
能不能带我去平行世界
Celebrity – that you caught on our TV
当那个名流巨星，上电视
Virtual simulation where I’m proud of me
外星模拟舱里的自己活得最有意义
Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sensuality
和瞌睡Gary在游艇上调情
– but I’m not gay – oh
——虽然我不是Gay—哦
Even Mr. Meeseeks screaming doubtfully
Mr.Meeseek们都声嘶力竭地质疑我
Seepin in my self-defeat, I’m sinking every time I speak
包围在挫败感里，每次开口都更加失落
Beth does she still need me when she’s workin surgery on a steed?
Beth还需要我吗，她给马做手术的时候
Cheating with that Davin, insecurity surely sounds so weak
是不是和那个Davin在一起了，这么没安全感听着真的很懦弱Making her choose – Rick over me
逼她做选择——砸了自己的脚
Stooping to mediocre, pleading
向平庸低头
Hopelessly, open my room with a hotel key
绝望地恳求着，打开门，用这出租房的钥匙
Mytholog’s a decrepit worm
精神构造体是没用的虫子
Thought divorce, inevitable
离婚不可避免
Now I’ll just be left alone
马上只剩孤单一人
Kids never call, I check the phone
孩子从来不打电话，我查看手机
– oh
噢
– all this time, I thought that my marriage is going fine
一直以来，我以为自己的感情生活还算顺利
but I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
但我曾把她锁在车外，只因怕了一个流浪汉
Faulted Rick, and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
指责瑞克，还想在过山车谋杀他
now I’ll never know if I’ll
如今我再也不会知道自己能否
be a man and grow inside
成长起来，做个男人