[00:00.000] 作曲 : William Finn
[00:00.490] 制作人 : Joel Moss/Kurt Deutsch
[00:00.980]SCHWARZY, spoken: I'd just like to take one moment to thank my two fathers who've been so supportive of me in all of my endeavors. Thank you, dad!
[00:07.719]CARL: We hate losers (DAN: No one likes a loser!)
[00:10.331]Which is why we discipline
[00:12.865]God hates losers (DAN: But he loves you!)
[00:15.791]Because losers do not know how to win (DAN: And we have faith in you, honey)
[00:22.452](spoken) Yes we do! (DAN: Yes we do!)
[00:23.758]Go get 'em!
[00:25.169]SCHWARZY: I hope you can love me, America
[00:27.964]I'm gunning for first prize!
[00:30.315]Here's why you should love me, America
[00:33.319]My needs I cannot overemphasize
[00:36.088]I make myself crazy
[00:38.726]Being what my dads hope I'll be
[00:42.749]But what about me, dad?
[00:45.727]What about me?
[00:48.496]Jesus Christ! What about me?
[00:54.504]CARL, spoken: Practice your breathing, Logainne
[00:56.594]SCHWARZY: Though I practice yoga, I don't breathe
[00:59.285]I try not to disappoint
[01:01.035]But still I
[01:01.923]Disappoint the dads
[01:03.020]Who my friends mock
[01:04.614]Kids are mean
[01:05.972]Kids'll talk
[01:07.304]All my so-called "friends"
[01:08.444]Roll their eyes
[01:09.159]They're incredibly petty
[01:10.935]Because my dads are my dads
[01:12.581]And alright enough already
[01:14.227]SCHWARZY & SPELLERS: Woe is me
[01:16.787]Woe is me
[01:19.060]SCHWARZY: Which is why I gotta win this spelling bee
[01:27.445]CARL, spoken: Take a picture for her B.M.
[01:28.699]SCHWARZY, spoken: Dad!
[01:29.064]DAN, spoken: Don't call her B.M., Carl.
[01:30.318]CARL, spoken: Sorry. Her "Birth Mother."
[01:31.677]SCHWARZY, spoken: Peggy Jenkins!
[01:32.591]DAN, spoken: She'd be very proud if she could see you spell!
[01:35.464]SCHWARZY: My birth mother lives in Kansas, MO
[01:38.024]In a trailer, in a park
[01:39.827]DADS & SPELLERS: Tornados
[01:40.898]SCHWARZY: Every now and then she sends a card
[01:43.327]"Life and men," she writes, "are hard."
[01:46.122]She would like to meet me when I'm grown
[01:47.951]And I've burst like a comet
[01:49.727]But I'm so stressed by my stress
[01:51.399]I just wanna up and vomit
[01:52.836]SCHWARZY & SPELLERS: Woe is me
[01:55.396]Woe is me
[01:57.799]SCHWARZY: Which is why I gotta win this spelling—
[02:00.855]DADS & SPELLERS: Be smart
[02:01.848]Be cool
[02:02.762]Be an adult
[02:03.520]Be remarkably adroit
[02:04.722]In social situations
[02:06.576]SCHWARZY: Woe is me (SPELLERS: Be smart, be cool×2)
[02:09.424]Woe is me (Be smart, be cool; be smart, be-)
[02:11.775]Which is why I gotta win
[02:12.898]This spelling
[02:16.059]Bee
[02:23.942] 监制 : Bill Rosenfield/Kurt Deutsch
[02:31.825] 人声 : 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Original Cast