There! Right There!歌词

[ti:There! Right There!]
[ar:Various Artists]
[al:Legally Blonde The Musical (Original Broadway Cast Recording)]
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[00:00.00]There! Right There! - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:00.52]There right there
[00:01.85]Look at that tan well tinted skin
[00:03.58]Look at the killer shape he's in
[00:05.38]Look at that slightly stubbly chin
[00:07.18]Oh Please he's gay totally gay
[00:09.35]I'm not about to celebrate
[00:11.02]Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate
[00:14.68]This guy's not gay I say not gay
[00:16.81]That is the elephant in the room
[00:18.52]Well is it relevant to assume
[00:20.36]That a man who wears perfume
[00:22.24]Is automatically radically fey
[00:23.92]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
[00:26.08]Look at his silk translucent socks
[00:27.85]There's the eternal paradox
[00:29.84]Look what we're seeing
[00:30.89]What are we seeing
[00:32.00]Is he gay
[00:32.92]Of course he's gay
[00:33.85]Or European
[00:37.12]Ohhhhhh
[00:43.15]Gay or European
[00:45.50]It's hard to guarantee
[00:47.89]Is he gay or European
[00:50.54]Well hey don't look at me
[00:52.16]You see they bring their boys up
[00:53.91]Different in those charming foreign ports
[00:56.04]They play peculiar sports
[00:58.21]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
[01:00.30]Gay or foreign fella
[01:02.00]The answer could take weeks
[01:03.83]They both say things like ciao bella
[01:05.55]While they kiss you on both cheeks
[01:07.49]Oh please
[01:08.04]Gay or European
[01:09.62]So many shades of gray
[01:11.78]Depending on the time of day the French go either way
[01:15.33]Is he gay or European
[01:17.12]Or
[01:17.80]There right there
[01:18.97]Look at that condescending smirk
[01:20.77]Seen it on every guy at work
[01:22.62]That is a metro hetero jerk
[01:24.48]That guy's not gay I say no way
[01:26.56]That is the elephant in the room
[01:28.25]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:30.14]That a hottie in that costume
[01:32.08]Is automatically-radically
[01:33.49]Ironically chronically
[01:34.63]Certainly pertin'tly
[01:35.52]Genetically medically
[01:36.48]Gay
[01:37.09]Officially gay
[01:38.00]Officially gay gay gay gay
[01:40.49]D**nit
[01:41.25]Gay or European
[01:42.63]So stylish and relaxed
[01:44.39]Is he gay or European
[01:46.15]I think his chest is waxed
[01:48.09]But they bring their boys up different there
[01:50.03]It's culturally diverse
[01:51.55]It's not a fashion curse
[01:53.32]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
[01:55.58]Gay or just exotic
[01:57.29]I still can't crack the code
[01:58.87]Yes his accent is hypnotic
[02:00.73]But his shoes are pointy toed
[02:02.73]Huh
[02:03.19]Gay or European
[02:04.43]So many shades of gray
[02:06.45]But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday
[02:10.21]Is he gay or European
[02:11.82]Gay or european
[02:13.15]Gay or Euro
[02:14.00]Wait a minute
[02:15.15]Give me a chance to crack this guy
[02:16.85]I have an idea I'd like to try
[02:18.59]The floor is yours
[02:20.19]So Mr Architacos
[02:22.41]This alleged affair with Ms Windam has been going on for
[02:25.50]2 years
[02:26.16]And your first name again is
[02:27.49]Mikos
[02:28.00]And your boyfriend's name is
[02:29.30]Carlos
[02:30.81]I'm sorry I misunderstand you say boyfriend
[02:33.02]I thought you say best friend Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.57]You bastard
[02:38.43]You lying bastard
[02:40.48]That's it
[02:41.22]I no cover for you no more
[02:42.65]Peoples
[02:44.02]I have a big announcement
[02:46.64]This man is Gay and European
[02:49.49]And neither is disgrace
[02:51.25]You've got to stop your being
[02:52.96]A completely closet case
[02:54.70]It's me not her he's seeing
[02:56.36]No matter what he say
[02:58.25]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way
[03:01.85]You are so gay
[03:03.11]You big parfait
[03:03.86]You flaming boy band cabaret
[03:05.53]I'm straight
[03:06.15]You were not yesterday
[03:07.56]So if I may I'm proud to say
[03:10.59]He's gay
[03:11.42]And European
[03:12.65]He's gay
[03:13.15]And European
[03:14.01]He's gay
[03:14.77]And European and Gay
[03:18.14]Fine okay I'm gay
[03:19.37]Hooray