Master Of The House歌词

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[ar:Various Artists]
[al:Les Misérables (1987 Original ]
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[00:00.00]Master Of The House (この家の主) - Jennifer Butt/Leo Burmester
[00:03.69]Written by：Alain Boubil/Herbert Kretzmer/Jean-Marc Natel/Claude-Michel Schönberg
[00:07.38]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
[00:10.31]And meet the best innkeeper in town
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[00:15.32]As for the rest all of 'em crooks:
[00:18.44]Rooking their guests and crooking the books
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[00:23.65]Seldom do you see
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[00:27.08]Honest men like me
[00:29.58]A gent of good intent
[00:32.40]Who's content to be
[00:36.91]Master of the house doling out the charm
[00:39.78]Ready with a handshake and an open palm
[00:42.97]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
[00:46.16]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
[00:49.22]Glad to do a friend a favor
[00:52.16]Doesn't cost me to be nice
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[00:55.67]But nothing gets you nothing
[00:57.29]Everything has got a little price
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[01:01.85]Master of the house keeper of the zoo
[01:04.99]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
[01:07.99]Watering the wine making up the weight
[01:11.12]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight
[01:14.24]Everybody loves a landlord
[01:17.06]Everybody's bosom friend
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[01:20.37]I do whatever pleases
[01:22.00]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end
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[01:25.19]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
[01:28.12]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[01:31.13]Servant to the poor butler to the great
[01:34.19]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
[01:37.20]Everybody's boon companion
[01:40.39]Everybody's chaperone
[01:43.39]But lock up your valises
[01:44.83]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone
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[01:51.64]Enter Monsieur lay down your load
[01:54.65]Unlace your boots rest from the road
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[01:59.81]This weighs a ton travel's a curse
[02:02.88]But here we strive to lighten your purse
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[02:08.41]Here the goose is cooked
[02:11.04]
[02:11.66]Here the fat is fried
[02:14.14]And nothing's overlooked
[02:16.83]Till I'm satisfied
[02:21.20]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief
[02:24.13]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
[02:27.25]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
[02:30.32]Filling up the sausages with this and that
[02:33.51]Residents are more than welcome
[02:36.51]Bridal suite is occupied
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[02:39.56]Reasonable charges
[02:41.19]Plus some little extras on the side
[02:44.50]
[02:45.94]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
[02:48.89]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
[02:52.00]Here a little slice there a little cut
[02:55.01]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
[02:58.14]When it comes to fixing prices
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[03:01.15]There are a lot of tricks he knows
[03:04.21]How it all increases all them bits and pieces
[03:07.08]Jesus It's amazing how it grows
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[03:10.58]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
[03:13.39]Never wants a passerby to pass him by
[03:16.47]Servant to the poor butler to the great
[03:19.41]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
[03:22.48]Everybody's boon companion
[03:25.60]Gives 'em everything he's got
[03:28.67]Dirty bunch of geezers
[03:30.22]Jesus What a sorry little lot
[03:32.85]
[03:38.04]I used to dream that I would meet a prince
[03:42.40]But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since
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[03:48.52]Master of the house Isn't worth me spit
[03:52.17]`Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t
[03:55.98]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
[03:59.76]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
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[04:03.80]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse
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[04:10.68]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house
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[04:15.85]Master of the house
[04:17.34]Master and a half
[04:18.91]Comforter philosopher
[04:19.99]Ah don't make me laugh
[04:21.92]Servant to the poor butler to the great
[04:24.92]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
[04:27.86]Everybody bless the landlord
[04:31.05]Everybody bless his spouse
[04:34.07]Everybody raise a glass
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[04:37.17]Raise it up the master's arse
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[04:40.24]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House