一人我两袖清风 (搞笑版)歌词

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[00:00.50]一人我两袖清风 (搞笑版) - MC赵小涣
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[00:15.42]一人我两袖清风
[00:16.97]蹲在厕所拉屎中
[00:18.74]嘭嘭嘭已嘭嘭
[00:20.52]传来一阵臭屁声
[00:22.40]满城那朦胧细雨
[00:24.16]花轿把那佳人娶
[00:26.01]凌晨六点得早起
[00:27.80]还TM给去批苞米
[00:29.69]天赔那才子佳人
[00:31.53]晚上约炮小树林
[00:33.19]啪啪啪已啪啪
[00:35.00]完事唱首八连杀
[00:36.86]江山它美如画
[00:38.67]隔壁老王是你爸
[00:40.52]穿上性感的丝袜
[00:42.39]打着屁股练劈叉
[00:44.18]望着那整片山河
[00:45.97]看见母猪就想磕
[00:47.83]哼哼哼已哼哼
[00:49.57]直接把我给干蒙
[00:51.38]君子他爱红颜
[00:53.25]红颜从小就可怜
[00:55.01]他的名字小甜甜
[00:56.82]虎了吧唧要过年
[00:58.73]转眼过三十天
[01:00.53]我最爱吃烧烤签
[01:02.28]嗷嗷嗷已嗷嗷
[01:04.13]藏起来你找不着
[01:05.96]爱恨情仇难知己
[01:07.73]我家的母猪喜欢你
[01:09.57]一切都是情非得已
[01:11.42]找俩老头双飞你
[01:13.20]秋风它吹散落叶
[01:15.08]脱了裤衩玩一夜
[01:16.82]嗨嗨嗨已嗨嗨
[01:18.66]把那艳照一顿拍
[01:20.43]曾经那点点滴滴
[01:22.29]现在已随风而去
[01:24.07]如今你却成儿戏
[01:25.89]哈哈大笑把你气