如果我有五百万歌词

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[00:00.47]如果我有五百万 - 唐鹏
[00:00.80]词：唐鹏
[00:00.93]曲：张云岗/秦洋
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[00:02.43]我中奖啦中大奖啦
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[00:33.67]如果我有五百万到底应该咋个办
[00:40.91]幸福来呢太突然我呢精神会错乱
[00:48.33]如果我有五百万我精神会错乱
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[00:52.04]上顿龙虾下顿鲍鱼我再也不干饭
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[00:55.77]长白山上呢老人参整它三斤半
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[00:59.56]一斤泡酒一斤喂狗剩下呢去凉拌
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[01:03.31]如果我有五百万到底应该咋个办
[01:10.72]幸福来呢太突然我呢精神会错乱
[01:18.34]如果我有五百万我精神会错乱
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[01:22.01]吃碗米线都开飞机这种都嫌它慢
[01:25.80]限量版呢宾利悍马买上它一大串
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[01:29.62]一辆拉人一辆拉猪其他呢摆的看
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[01:34.41]呀葬德呀你咋个那么没得出息啊
[01:37.35]五百万就整这些啊
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[01:39.51]听的我告诉你一把五百万咋个用
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[01:42.80]呦你让开点你是老倌你不会说
[01:45.55]好我告诉大家
[01:47.32]我有五百万我要咋个办
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[01:50.40]如果我有五百万到底应该咋个办
[01:57.70]幸福来呢太突然我呢精神会错乱
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[02:05.27]如果我有五百万我精神会错乱
[02:08.92]电视多了不怕烂一台听的一台看
[02:12.98]冰箱要买两个半全部当做腌菜罐
[02:16.47]双缸洗衣机也要有
[02:18.34]一个装米一个装酒
[02:20.50]如果我有五百万到底应该咋个办
[02:27.70]幸福来呢太突然我呢精神会错乱
[02:35.18]如果我有五百万我精神会错乱
[02:38.90]保姆月薪三十万长呢要好看
[02:42.60]亚洲小姐来煮饭港姐剥大蒜
[02:46.51]环球小姐拖地板我天天吃软饭
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[02:54.07]今天终于中奖啦
[02:57.69]敢吃海鲜熊掌啦
[03:01.44]见着婆娘敢嚷啦
[03:05.19]遇见美女心痒啦
[03:08.97]结果物价又涨啦
[03:12.80]全部又都白想啦
[03:16.44]结果物价又涨啦
[03:20.14]全部又都白想啦
[03:23.91]全部又都白想啦
[03:27.61]全部又都白想啦
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