[00:00.000] 作词 : Mel Brooks
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Mel Brooks
[01:27.900]The overture is over
[01:30.050]The curtain starts to rise
[01:32.300]You're suddenly in glover
[01:34.500]You can't believe your eyes
[01:37.000]You're sitting on the aisle
[01:39.300]You break into a smile
[01:41.800]Why this magic feeling?
[01:44.000]And then you realise
[01:48.300]That there is
[01:51.600]Nothing like a show on Broadway
[01:55.880]Nothing like a Broadway show
[02:00.010]Hearts will skip a beat on Broadway
[02:03.860]If you're feeling blue
[02:05.200]I'm telling you
[02:06.500]That's the place to go
[02:08.800]Movie's drag their endings sag
[02:11.000]TV's just a bore
[02:12.700]So hit the street
[02:13.800]And move your feet to the place we all adore.
[02:16.500]Because there's
[02:17.400]Nothing like a show on Broadway
[02:21.300]There's nothing like a Broadway show
[02:25.460]MAX:
[02:25.600]It's often been said
[02:26.600]The theatre is dead
[02:27.600]The critics repeat it en masse
[02:29.300]But the theatre's alive
[02:30.350]It's gonna survive
[02:31.300]Although it's a pain in the ass.
[02:33.100]You waited forever
[02:34.100]And finally got tickets
[02:35.100]To get to your seat you gotta cross pickets.
[02:37.200]The guy to your right is frightfully tight
[02:38.900]The guy to your left appears to have rickets.
[02:41.550]The music's yuck
[02:42.700]The lyrics suck
[02:43.800]The casting is all wrong
[02:45.700]And when you reach the bathroom
[02:47.600]The line is five miles long.
[02:49.000]LEO:
[02:49.250]But still
[02:49.580]There's nothing like a show on Broadway.
[02:53.600]LEO AND MAX:
[02:53.800]There's nothing like a Broadway show.
[02:57.760]MAX:
[02:57.860]You swear you'll never go again.
[02:59.800]It's simply not worthwile
[03:01.400]LEO:
[03:01.500]You make that vow
[03:02.900]And then somehow
[03:03.870]LEO AND MAX:
[03:04.070]You're back there on the aisle.
[03:08.860]That's why there's
[03:12.200]Nothing like a show on Broadway
[03:16.060]LEO:
[03:16.160]There's nothing like a Broadway show
[03:18.800]MAX:
[03:18.900]Til you're in movies
[03:20.500]LEO:
[03:20.610]There's nothing like a Broadway show
[03:24.700]MAX:
[03:24.830]And though it is expensive at a hundred bucks a throw
[03:29.000]LEO AND MAX:
[03:29.150]There's nothing...
[03:32.000]Like a Broadway show