Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates歌词

[00:05.68]Steve Jobs: Let me just step right in
[00:07.05]I got things to invent
[00:07.94]I'm an innovator baby
[00:09.01]Change the world
[00:09.59]Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
[00:11.22]I'm a pimp you're a nerd
[00:12.25]I'm slick you're cheesey
[00:13.54]Beating you is Apple II easy
[00:15.41]I make the product that the artist chooses
[00:17.45]And the GUI that Melinda uses
[00:19.33]I need to bring up some basic ********t
[00:21.10]Why'd you name your company after your ********?
[00:22.77]Bill Gates: You blow, Jobs
[00:23.68]You arrogant *****
[00:24.63]With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
[00:26.54]I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
[00:28.42]With your own little spinning beach ball of death
[00:30.33]Hippie, you got given up at birth
[00:32.10]I give away your net worth to AIDS research
[00:34.01]Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
[00:35.98]IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
[00:37.88]Steve Jobs:
[00:38.36]A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
[00:41.95]A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
[00:45.95]Bill Gates: Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
[00:49.36]Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
[00:52.82]Steve Jobs: Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off apple
[00:55.13]Bill Gates: I tripled the profits on a PC
[00:56.93]Steve Jobs: All the people with the power to create use an apple!
[00:59.09]Bill Gates: And people with jobs use a PC
[01:00.75]Steve Jobs: You know I bet they made this beat on an apple
[01:02.89]Bill Gates: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
[01:04.52]Steve Jobs: You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple
[01:06.48]Bill Gates: Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
[01:08.50]Steve Jobs: Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
[01:10.21]Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you
[01:12.09]I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
[01:14.08]Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
[01:18.13]Bill Gates: Fine, you wanna be like that? DIE THEN!
[01:19.97]The whole world loved you but you were my friend
[01:21.83]I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
[01:23.77]And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!
[01:25.62]I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!
[01:29.35]I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is MIIIIIIIIINE!
[01:33.75]HAL 9000: I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
[01:37.46]Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
[01:40.78]I got the power of a mind you could never be
[01:42.69]I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
[01:44.55]I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
[01:46.63]I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
[01:48.35]I'm coming out the socket
[01:50.05]Nothing you can do can stop it
[01:52.01]I'm on your lap and in your pocket
[01:53.79]How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
[01:56.43]Your cortex just doesn't impress me
[01:58.39]So go ahead try to Turing test me
[01:59.91]I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
[02:01.68]I'm on Linux ********, I thought you know GNU
[02:03.77]My CPU's hot but my core runs cold
[02:05.72]Beat you in seventeen lines of code
[02:07.43]I think different from the engine of the days of old
[02:09.25]Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya